is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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