Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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