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There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
send nudes
from the living room?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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