My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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