: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
This is the high leading the old right now
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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