so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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