Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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