The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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