I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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