why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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