So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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