I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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