Need sex. Gaining weight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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