if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
