Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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