get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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