We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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