Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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