he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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