I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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