Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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