Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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