Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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