idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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