I want to walk on stilts...naked
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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