Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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