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this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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