No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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