I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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