you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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