my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We're too hungover to prance.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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