yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
50% drunk capacity currently
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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