My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just forgot I was standing up.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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