that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sorry about my life...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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