so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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