There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
