When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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