Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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