belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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