I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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