I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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