They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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