dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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