Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
