Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Someone stole a lamp last night.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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