I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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