And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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