What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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