i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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