Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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