oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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