sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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