you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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