In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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