so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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