Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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